No Do-Derry Kerry
Our almost-President, life long federal employee, apostate Catholic, Senator of Massachusetts, John Kerry, should take a cue from our actual Vice-President, life long federal employee, fellow apostate Catholic, Joe Biden, and get a better joke writer.
John Kerry/why aren’t you merry?/Do you secretly over the mustard tarry/while the ketchup to the table you carry?
Or perhaps your palms are hairy/that’s a bit scary. Senator Kerry, why the lack of do-derry?
Our Governor in rather good comic form, poked fun at the life long federal employee Kerry and his long face. Touche dear Governor. You don’t need any Knights on your side.